LEVEL 6 ON GAMER'S GIRLFRIEND SCALE OF AWESOME

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LEVEL 6

void prepareBirthdayEvent() {

    // Initialization

    setConspiracyLevel(Level.HIGH);

      

    // Find suitable room

    room.setMaxNumberOfKidsAllowed(0):
    room.setMaxNoiseLevel(0);

    tv.setMinDiagonalInches(45);

    while(!found) {

        Accomodation hotel = searchAccomodation(room, tv);

    }

   

    // Provide Carbohydrate-based fuel

    hotel.food.add(new Cake (1, Size.SMALL));

    hotel.food.add(new Coke (3, Size.LARGE));

    hotel.food.add(new Beer (15, Size.MEDIUM));

    hotel.food.add(new Chips (4, Size.EXTRALARGE));

    hotel.prepareFood();

    hotel.initiateLocalFoodDeliveryOnRequest();

    // Prepare necessary gear

    suitcase.add(new GameConsole(Console.PS3));

    suitcase.add(new Notebook());

    suitcase.add(new PairOfSocks());

    suitcase.add(new Tshirt());

    suitcase.add(new Boxers()),

    suitcase.add(new ToothBrush());

    suitcase.add(new Condoms());

    prepareSuitcase(suitcase)

    // Let's do this

    gamer.go(hotel, suitcase);

    wife.executeMonetaryTransfer();

    // Surprise!

    wife.sendTrojan(new BirthdayCard());

    

    execute();

}

And here we have the output:

            MISSION: BIRTHDAY EVENT

        PROCESS INITIATED (Friday 12:00:00 CET)

    

        ACCOMODATION FOUND: PENSION RONDEL

        GPS LOCATION: 50°8'30.253"N, 15°7'21.296"E    

        FOOD PREPARED

        SUITCASE PREPARED

        GAMER SENT

        MONEY SENT

    

        PROCESS COMPLETE (Monday 7:00:00 CET)

    

        STATISTICS:

        DAYS: 3

        PLAYING HOURS: 31

        SLEEP: LOW

        SATURATION: HIGH

    

        MISSION STATUS: SUCCESS

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For those of you who don't understand what this is about :-) The article describes how I prepared a birthday surprise for my beloved gamer husband. The hotel mentioned in the text can be found in Poděbrady - www.pension-rondel.cz - might be useful to other wives, as the main search parameter was tv size ;-)