pátek 9. prosince 2011

LEVEL 6 ON GAMER'S GIRLFRIEND SCALE OF AWESOME

zdroj:www.9gag.com




LEVEL 6


void prepareBirthdayEvent() {

    // Initialization
    setConspiracyLevel(Level.HIGH);
      

    // Find suitable room
    room.setMaxNumberOfKidsAllowed(0):
    room.setMaxNoiseLevel(0);
    tv.setMinDiagonalInches(45);
    while(!found) {
        Accomodation hotel = searchAccomodation(room, tv);
    }
   

    // Provide Carbohydrate-based fuel
    hotel.food.add(new Cake (1, Size.SMALL));
    hotel.food.add(new Coke (3, Size.LARGE));
    hotel.food.add(new Beer (15, Size.MEDIUM));
    hotel.food.add(new Chips (4, Size.EXTRALARGE));

    hotel.prepareFood();
    hotel.initiateLocalFoodDeliveryOnRequest();


    // Prepare necessary gear
    suitcase.add(new GameConsole(Console.PS3));
    suitcase.add(new Notebook());
    suitcase.add(new PairOfSocks());
    suitcase.add(new Tshirt());
    suitcase.add(new Boxers()),
    suitcase.add(new ToothBrush());
    suitcase.add(new Condoms());

    prepareSuitcase(suitcase)


    // Let's do this
    gamer.go(hotel, suitcase);
    wife.executeMonetaryTransfer();


    // Surprise!
    wife.sendTrojan(new BirthdayCard());
    
    execute();
}

And here we have the output:

            MISSION: BIRTHDAY EVENT

        PROCESS INITIATED (Friday 12:00:00 CET)
    
        ACCOMODATION FOUND: PENSION RONDEL
        GPS LOCATION: 50°8'30.253"N, 15°7'21.296"E    
        FOOD PREPARED
        SUITCASE PREPARED
        GAMER SENT
        MONEY SENT
    
        PROCESS COMPLETE (Monday 7:00:00 CET)
    
        STATISTICS:
        DAYS: 3
        PLAYING HOURS: 31
        SLEEP: LOW
        SATURATION: HIGH
    
        MISSION STATUS: SUCCESS

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For those of you who don't understand what this is about :-) The article describes how I prepared a birthday surprise for my beloved gamer husband. The hotel mentioned in the text can be found in Poděbrady - www.pension-rondel.cz - might be useful to other wives, as the main search parameter was tv size ;-)

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